Funny story between Master and Disciples
In the morning there was a new teacher who first taught in school .
New teacher : " before the lesson begins , you want to first get acquainted with you ? "Student: " Yes sir teacher "New Teacher : " You are in front , you know who introduced the name and what your hobbies ? "Pupils Guy 1 : " My name is Jonny , I am pleased to see the moonlight pack "New Teacher : " Excellent, unique hobby , you try sitting next to Johnny ? "Pupils Guy 2 : " My name is Ahmed , I looked at the moonlight hobby pack . "New teacher : " Looohh .. same .. yeah you guys are friends ? next ! "Pupils Guy 3 : " My name is Amir , I see the moonlight hobby , sir ... "New teacher : " Wah . both men, may well be the same hobby , try it now up to the girls . you are beautiful .. what is the name and what hobbies you ? ? "Pupils Girl 1 : " My name is Light of the Moon, a hobby I wear a miniskirt , sir ... "
By the time science lessons a teacher gives an explanation of the dangers of alcoholism. For example, the teacher took a cup of alcohol and a cup of mineral water
He wears two worms to the trialFirst he put the worm into mineral water , and the worm is still alive , then he put the second worm into the water containing Liquors , and the worms die immediately
The teacher : The children noticed this worm , when inserted in the mineral water worms worm is still alive but we put into water containing Liquors , the worms die , .. how do you give a conclusion ? ? ?
With the students answered in unison , we have a lot to drink liquor so no worms , .....
In the morning there was a new teacher who first taught in school .
New teacher : " before the lesson begins , you want to first get acquainted with you ? "Student: " Yes sir teacher "New Teacher : " You are in front , you know who introduced the name and what your hobbies ? "Pupils Guy 1 : " My name is Jonny , I am pleased to see the moonlight pack "New Teacher : " Excellent, unique hobby , you try sitting next to Johnny ? "Pupils Guy 2 : " My name is Ahmed , I looked at the moonlight hobby pack . "New teacher : " Looohh .. same .. yeah you guys are friends ? next ! "Pupils Guy 3 : " My name is Amir , I see the moonlight hobby , sir ... "New teacher : " Wah . both men, may well be the same hobby , try it now up to the girls . you are beautiful .. what is the name and what hobbies you ? ? "Pupils Girl 1 : " My name is Light of the Moon, a hobby I wear a miniskirt , sir ... "
By the time science lessons a teacher gives an explanation of the dangers of alcoholism. For example, the teacher took a cup of alcohol and a cup of mineral water
He wears two worms to the trialFirst he put the worm into mineral water , and the worm is still alive , then he put the second worm into the water containing Liquors , and the worms die immediately
The teacher : The children noticed this worm , when inserted in the mineral water worms worm is still alive but we put into water containing Liquors , the worms die , .. how do you give a conclusion ? ? ?
With the students answered in unison , we have a lot to drink liquor so no worms , .....
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